Hey there readers and welcome to this newest edition of 'Noah's Best Wrestling of the Week' AKA 'Thank You, Asuka' AKA 'Another Horrifically Late One'
We had a few headlines come at us this week....
Corey Graves is going to be replacing JBL on SmackDown!, and Nigel McGuinness will now be commentating on Main Event and 205 Live! I'm a big fan of both of these men and look forward to these changes
It turns out that the finals of the Mae Young Classic will be taking place after the next episode of SmackDown! LIVE in Las Vegas, taking 205 Live's spot for the night. Personally, I don't think this was the best of moves, but we'll see how it goes. Also, talking about the MYC, they sure teased a battle of the two sets of Four Horsewomen (WWE's and MMA's), so something might come of that on the night too.
WWE have officially announced the signing of Donovan Dijak this week. From what I hear he tore it up at PWG last weekend, and I am sure a guy like him will do very well for himself in NXT.
Monday Night RAW is going to be broadcast live on Christmas Day and New Year's Day too. It appears this more due to the USA Network's desires than WWE's, with them feeling a little shitty indeed.
And now for the frame in this painting of a wrestling blog, its the matches! WWE Mae Young Classic Episode 5 Best Match on MYC E5: Kairi Sane vs Bianca Belair Honourable Mention(s): Rachael Evers vs Abbey Laith
It's the first episode of the next set of MYC tapings and good lord above did we get a fucking barn burner here or what? The excellent opener of Evers/Laith got things off to a hot start, but the bout between Kairi Sane and Bianca Belair was by far the top of the heap. Both women got to show off more personality in this match over their matches in the first round, with Belair portraying the more cocky, confident side of her character, and Kairi with some very Nakamura-esque retorts.
The highlight of this match for me was Bianca really showing just how damaging her hair whip can be. We got a little bit of it in her first match, but things got turned up to 11 here, with her unleashing a torrent of nasty looking and sounding lashes from her braid. I've only ever seen her do it once in a match, so this really was something;
Just got damn brutal. This was definitely a stand out match for Belair, astoundingly good for how few matches she has had. She's got the character down, the facial expressions and mannerisms are there, as well as being pretty good in the interstitial spaces between spots. Plus, after seeing her NXT Combine results before this match, her athleticism really is something and it came to fruition here;
What a goddamn beautiful 450 splash, great rotation and great landing. However, Bianca did have an excellent opponent with her in this match making things all the more better. Kairi has been great in all of her matches so far in the tournament, and the highlight she gave me in this one was this harsh backfist;
That there spelt the end as Sane then ascended to the top and dropped a beautiful elbow on Belair for the 3-count. This was an awesome match, through and through, quickly and easily becoming my favourite match of the MYC so far. I thoroughly recommend checking this one out. Episode 6 Best Match on MYC E6: Rhea Ripley vs Dakota Kai Holy kickerooni Batman, it's the Battle for Oceania as Australia's Rhea Ripley takes on New Zealand's Dakota Kai. Rhea is just massive and a great intimidating competitor to be paired with Dakota without having an explicit big/small dynamic but still putting across Kai's efforts as being an uphill battle. This factor of the match was shown best when Ripley dropped Kai across the ring apron right on her back in an especially sore looking spot. Kai had a great showing in this match, and this match marked the first time I can ever remember seeing an actual scorpion kick used in a wrestling ring.
Kai would ultimately come out victorious in this match, laying out Rhea with her cool double footstomp. This was a real good match, and it would lead to an even better one in the next round, featuring... Episode 7 Best Match on MYC E7: Kairi Sane vs Dakota Kai Honourable Mention(s): Piper Niven vs Toni Storm That last match had some really nasty looking/sounding kicks, but with Dakota Kai taking on Kairi Sane, these two took it to an even stiffer level. They beat the dogfuck out of each other, like proper bad. I was wincing a fair bit as I watched these women not take things lightly at all and go hell for leather on one another, making it feel all the more dramatic and captivating. The nastiest of them all had to be from Kai going for her sliding boot into the corner;
They worked Kai aggravating her knee into the match, adding a nice layer of story to it, as well as helping to build Kai up as a plucky and enduring babyface for if/when they hopefully add her to the NXT women's division. Once again, Kairi would push the battle back, fighting her way up and finding herself dropping another huge elbow drop onto her opponent and securing her place in the next round of the tournament. Another great match here in the MYC, I would rank it as Dakota Kai's best match in the series, but not quite as good as Belair/Sane. With a win over Kai, Kairi Sane just had one match left separating her and a spot in the finals... Episode 8 Best Match on MYC E8: Kairi Sane vs Toni Storm It's the last episode, and the last match, to finish off the brackets before we get a live final after the next episode of SmackDown! (for some reason). Fighting for the opportunity to compete against Shayna Bazsler, it's Kairi Sane taking on Toni Storm. To me, this felt like a real Japanese strong style match. With both of these women being well versed in the joshi scene in the Land of the Rising Sun, they were able to put on a match just like they have been putting on here in Full Sail University. I will say that this match was probably my least favourite of the MYC matches covered on this edition of BWOTW. I can't remember too much about it at all if I'm honest. I know a lot of people are really hot on Toni Storm coming out of this, but I wasn't really blown away by her like I was expecting to be. This was still a good match though, but, to me, not the big blowout match to send us into the finals. Monday Night RAW Best Match on RAW (4/9/17): Braun Strowman vs The Big Show - Steel Cage Match It's the third in this seriously surprisingly good series of matches - Braun Strowman. The Big Show. INSIDE A STEEL CAAAAAAAAAGE! Do you like big bastards doing big moves? This match is for you! Whilst this match doesn;t quite have as strong a structure and story to the previous match these two had, it sure had its own set of monumental and memorable moments, for example, Big Show pulling out a thunderous elbow drop (not quite Kairi Sane but still awesome to see);
Despite Big Show stretching to the spectacular, SmackDown! LIVE Best Match on SD! (5/9/17): Shinsuke Nakamura vs Randy Orton - No.1 Contender's Match for the WWE World Championship We're over on SmackDown! now and we've got this highly anticipated match-up between Randy Orton and Shinsuke Nakamura to determine who will face Jinder Mahal at Hell in a Cell. What did I think? Yeah, it was alright. There were definitely to some real cool moments in this match, that's for sure. Just get a load of this RKO counter that I don't think I've ever seen before;
So yeah, there was some fancy nice stuff like that which I enjoyed, but for the rest of the match, to me, it was all a bit of a blur. These two guys, especially Orton, tend to go at a bit of a slower pace compared to the rest of the roster, and I certainly felt it was a bit of a slog to watch at times. The ending sequence did have another unique RKO reversal I thought was ultra-cool, and then we got to see Nak hit that Kinshasa with Corey Graves on commentary once again;
So yeah, I thought this was a decent match overall. Perhaps in a week where we didn't get as many great matches, this might have entertained me some more, but after the likes of the Mae Young Classic, I felt this fell a bit short in comparison. 205 Live Best Match on 205 (5/9/17): Tony Nese vs Brian Kendrick vs Cedric Alexander vs Gran Metalik vs Enzo Amore - No.1 Contender's Elimination Match for the WWE Cruiserweight Championship HOLY FUCK GRAN METALIK HAS BEEN CONSISTENTLY ON TV FOR LIKE TWO MONTHS NOW AND I LOVE IT! 205 Live now and to decide who gets to challenge Big Nevvy Neville at No Mercy, we have an elimination 5-way between Nese, Kendrick, Cedric, Metalik and Enzo, and this was a really fun watch if I do say so. There was a fair bit of really cool shit in this match. Metalik got to bounce all over the place, Kendrick and Nese were absolute dicks to everyone around them, Enzo was....there, but this was for sure Cedric's match. If I remember right, Cedric got all the eliminations until he was pinned for Enzo to win, going on a fucking rampage with his Lumbar Checks, even dropping Kendrick on the ring apron in a particularly rough looking one. His mannerisms after the loss also added a nice little touch to the match too, I really hope we get a championship programme with Cedric soon. He's great! I have no idea where they are heading with Enzo. He was hardly involved here and spent most of the time mouthing off on the outside, and then pretty much stole the victory from Cedric. It all points to being very heelish tendencies as well as making him appear as a lesser wrestler compared to the others here, but he's still sorta being portrayed as a good guy character. It's a tad confusing, but in the end, it did make for this being quite a fun match and I cannot wait for Nev to rip him apart. Good times. NXT Best Match on NXT (6/9/17): Kassius Ohno vs Hideo Itami - No Disqualification Match It's been months in the making (and probably should have been at Takeover if you ask me), Kassius Ohno faces off against the guy who has been a right dickhead to him for a long while, Hideo Itami with no disqualifications at work. This was another match of having two lads knock some shit out of each other and it was great. With Ohno's signature weapon being his elbow strikes, I liked that they swung that into being the target of the body work done by Hideo, instigated by the countering of this Van-Ohno-Nator;
Proper clank and on bare skin, God I hope he didn't hit his funny bone. We got the damage being worsened off of a suplex on the steel ring ramp, a smart way of doing it I thought - not a move you'd associate with being harmful to the arms, but an odd landing could do just that. Rather than have Ohno being completely unable to use it, he eventually did hit a rolling elbow to finish the match, a nice detail to make him come across tougher I thought. Plus, with Ohno being one of my favourites, I was a very happy boy to see him get a big win here on this episode of NXT. I really liked this match, and I would recommend digging this one out if you haven't seen it. Ring of Honour Best Match on ROH TV (Episode 311): Mark Briscoe & Bully Ray vs The Bullet Club (Cody Rhodes & Hangman Page) We're off to Ring of Honour now and this week on television we have a tag team match between two thirds of a usual trio, Mark Briscoe and Bully Ray and a couple of Bullet Club members, Hangman Page and ROH World Champion, Cody Rhodes. The Cody/Page team is a combo that I really enjoyed in their match at the G1 Finals last month when they challenged War Machine for the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Titles. Whilst I did enjoy them here, this match was not really as good as that one - which is totally fine and understandable seeing as this is just some episode of TV. There were a fair bit of interference here in this match. Going in, they had like an injury angle that stopped Jay Briscoe taking part to make this a six man, but they had him do a run-in anyway for some reason when they could have just done a bigger tag match that I would have probably liked better. Marty Scurll interfered for the benefit of his Bullet Club friends, and I can't really remember him doing too much. Overall, this was a fine match here on ROH TV, but this did very much feel like a bit of a throwaway episode. There was a great segment with Caprice Coleman and The Addiction that's worth a watch though. As always, you can catch ROH TV for FREE on either www.rohwrestling.com/tv/current, on the Fite TV app, or at www.fite.tv. It was a real good episode this week so I'd recommend it. Lucha Underground Best Match on LU (S3E34): Joey Ryan vs Castro Cortez - Five-O Street Fight Over on Lucha Underground now and we've got a bizarre but awesomely so match between Joey Ryan and Castro Cortez in a Five-O Street Fight. I swear to God LU has some variation of a street fight with whatever props they happen to stumble upon for a good few episodes lately. Last week it was all biker stuff, but tonight we had a few riot police surrounding the ring for some reason, police weapons, and of course, a table with coffee and doughnuts (THAT'S RIGHT I'M BRITISH FUCK YER AND YER U.S.A SPELLING) The best parts of this match was from the purely ridiculous stuff going on, like Joey just tossing a box of doughnuts into Cortez's face, Cortez pouring hot coffee down Joey's trunks and then shortly after tasering his penis. There was a couple of nasty looking spots with people being dropped on riot shields that shattered, and the end seeing Joey dropped on a pile of them, with a few already broken and jagged. This was a really fun match, the most insane match this week for sure. I liked it a lot and I think you will too. The Verdict Best Match of the Week: Kairi Sane vs Bianca Belair - Mae Young Classic Episode 5 It sure wins it for me this week. To me it's both of these women's best match in the tournament so far, with Belair really wowing me and proving her worth. This match made her go from one of my lesser anticipated competitors in the match to one of the most impressive. Shoutouts this week also go out to Ohno/Itami, Strowman/Show and Ryan/Cortez. With that week done, dusted and duly noted, here's what the leaderboard looks like now. And finally, it's time to award 'The Best Promo of the Week' who this time around I'm giving to Daniel Bryan from SmackDown! LIVE. Love it when continuity is kept in wrestling, and comparing the episodes events with him and The Miz was something I really liked;
All that's left for me to say is that I am really sorry for the wait on this one. Back to school now and still getting back into the swing of things as well as all the stresses that comes with it. The next edition hopefully wont be as much work, so here's hoping all turns out well. I hope that between now and then, you have a hell of a time in your part of the world and that you enjoy everyday that comes. I'll seeya later!
Hey there dear readers and welcome to this newest edition of 'Noah's Best Wrestling of the Week' AKA 'Long Live Flair'
But before we get stuck in, here's the news we got this week (not much really);
Championship news with Alexa Bliss winning the RAW Women's Championship off of Sasha Banks this week on TV, continuing Sasha's inability to defend that championship successfully. Why? Well, rumblings about setting this up for Total Divas to use the belt as a focal point has been brought up....
JBL has stepped down from his commentary position on SmackDown! LIVE to focus on his charitable efforts. As of writing there is no news on who will be replacing him.
A couple of injuries this week. Samoa Joe has sustained some sort of knee injury at a house show this week and is reportedly going to be out for a little over a month or so, and Xavier Woods sustained some sort of sprain, so nothing too bad which is the good news.
And now for the cream in this Twinkee of a wrestling blog, it's the matches!
WWE Mae Young Classic Episode 1 Best Match on MYC E1: Abbey Laith vs Jazzy Gabert The Mae Young Classic is here with the first round in its entirety, and here on the first episode, the best match came in the form of Abbey Laith taking on 'The Alpha Female', Jazzy Gabert. The story of this match can be summed up as 'holy shit Jazzy is a fucking monster', and it was very well told. Both women's facial expressions sold this story, especially on the part of Laith who portrayed the early parts with some confidence, especially with this slick splits spot, and also the later desperation and frantic need to capitalise on every window of opportunity she had.
With Gabert being dominant for the majority of the match did mean we didn't get to see a whole lot of offence from Laith. But, saying that, having her on the back-foot fighting up was a great way to get support from the fans that is sure to help later one. Another nice touch came with Laith using Mae Young's patented Alligator Clutch to win the match and go on to the next round.
This was a really good and well done match, a great choice to cap off the first episode. Whilst it's sad to see Gabert go out, I do like Laith and look forward to seeing how she fares in the next round. Episode 2 Best Match on MYC E2: Sarah Logan vs Mia Yim
Episode 2 now and the best match this time around was the Kentucky strong Sarah Logan heading up against former TNA Knockout Champion, Mia Yim. I will say that out of the four tournament matches covered on this edition, this is probably the weakest. The most I remember of this match was Yim kicking the ever loving shit out of Logan. I can't recall much of Logan being on offence, which is a shame because I was looking forward to seeing how she'd fare. Eventually, the match came to a close with Yim winning with an Eat Defeat right on the money;
Decent match here, but like I said, there are better matches here in the field. Episode 3 Best Match on MYC E3: Piper Niven vs Santana Garrett Another small/big dynamic here in the tournament, with Santana Garrett taking on Piper Niven, but less of a dominant powerhouse though. Piper can move like nobody's business, with Santana keeping up for quite a pacey match here in the tournament. Niven did have the upper hand for most of the match, with Santana resisting her power, but not to the extent of Laith/Gabert from a couple of episodes ago. Unlike that one, the bigger woman would win, with Niven laying Garrett out with a sit-out powerslam;
Nice match here on Episode 3, I prefer Laith/Gabert but this was also an enjoyable watch. Episode 4 Best Match on MYC E4: Kairi Sane vs Tessa Blanchard
The main event of the first round (or that set of tapings at least) taking the cake here on Episode 4 as the tournament's most hyped entrant, The Pirate Princess, Kairi Sane, takes on the woman with Horsemen blood, Tessa Blanchard. This was a really great match, with Kairi putting on a hell of a show. This is my first time seeing her and I have to say that she is very good indeed. Tessa meshed really well with her, and although they perhaps didn't have the time available to put on a barnburner that I feel they could have, this was still awesome. Kairi's elbow drop was one of the most talked about things going into this match, but bloody hell that flying forearm off the top was equally as beautiful. JR seemed to call every fucking strike that took someone off of their feet a Superman Punch, and that irked me a little, but this was seriously on par with Styles in terms of form and execution. But of course, it was the amazing elbow drop that finished the match off, much to the enjoyment of the crowd in Full Sail;
Hands down the best match of these first four episodes released so far. Kairi did not disappoint in any way, and Tessa did great job working with her to make that a reality. Definitely recommend checking this one out. Monday Night RAW Best Match on RAW (28/8/17): Cesaro vs Seth Rolllins How do you fill time between pay-per-views with the tag champions? Mix 'em up in singles competition of course! We two matches come of this procedure on RAW this week, with this contest between Cesaro and Seth Rollins being the best match on the card. I think that Cesaro/Ambrose from the other week was a better match than this. That felt more exciting with more near falls and some really good pure wrestling coming out of nowhere to liven up a pretty dull episode. There wasn't too much out of the ordinary playbook this time around, which lent to this not being as exciting to watch. The main thing I popped for was that Cesaro ended up winning straight from a nasty looking uppercut straight up. I like it when that happens. Its a fun match here on RAW if you're wanting something to watch, with these two guys being great in-ring workers putting on a match above the average of what you get on RAW. SmackDown! LIVE Best Match on SD! (29/8/17): Shelton Benjamin & Chad Gable vs The Ascension (Konnor & Viktor) AIN'T NO STOPPING ME NOOO-Oh they went with a different song. Okay. Shelton Benjamin is back competing in a WWE ring after years away from the company, with his new tag team partner, Chad Gable, taking on Eddie Money lovers, The Ascension. This was a quick little match here on SmackDown!, reintroducing ol' Shelty to the audience with him getting the hot tag and the eventual pin to claim the win. I'm not sure whether it was intentional, but there was a bit of miscommunication/Shelton doing as he liked, going against Gable's plan for a double team. This could either be just to show that they aren't totally familiar with each other, or perhaps planting the seeds to Benjamin breaking out on his own later on. I found it interesting at least. So yeah, Benjamin hit the Jumping Complete Shot for the win. Bit of a tame finisher in my opinion but its not too bad. 205 Live Best Match on 205 (29/8/17): Tony Nese, Noam Dar & Drew Gulak vs Gran Metalik, Cedric Alexander & Enzo Amore GRAN METALIK IS STILL HERE! Lovely to see him getting this much TV time over the past month, and here he is teaming with Cedric Alexander and 205 Live's newest addition, Enzo Amore, to take on the team of Tony Nese, Drew Gulak and Noam Dar. It's your fairly standard six man tag here, but with some good wrestling, especially watching my boy Metalik showing why he is called 'The King of the Ropes'. Another touch I liked was seeing both sets of teammates on the apron mouthing off to each other across the ring early on in the match, it's something I've never really thought about, but seeing it here made the animosities between both sides come across better and made for a more engaging viewing experience. Eventually things boiled down to Enzo picking up the win, putting his feet on the ropes to secure a pin. This was another little something about this match I liked. It is clear to near everyone that Enzo is not a great wrestler, so having him this way got across this mentality as well as giving him a win. It was a fun little match here on 205, a nice something if you're looking for something like that. NXT Best Match on NXT (30/8/17): Roderick Strong vs Bobby Roode Honourable Mention(s): Peyton Royce vs Ruby Riot It's a new set of tapings here at NXT, and I was so excited coming out of Takeover: Brooklyn III that this was the first episode I have stayed up to watch (airing at 1am here in sunny ol' England Towne). I was sure not to be disappointed as not only did Ruby Riot and Peyton Royce have a good match, but the main event of Roderick Strong taking on Bobby Roode was a great match too. Roddy got his vengeance in this match, taking the first few minutes seeking and destroying the back of Roode with a variety of backbreakers, a focus on the match developing with seeing him apply the Stronghold submission and would eventually lead to Roode's downfall. Bobby got his fair share of offence in, highlighted with him landing his beautiful spinebuster on the outside. Roddy's retribution would come in the form of not one, but two End of Heartache backbreakers, easily the coolest move in his playbook, looking absolutely devastating to everyone he delivers it to. Really great, exciting match here on NXT, one that I recommend checking out. Ring of Honour Best Match on ROH TV (Episode 310): Jay White & Jonathan Gresham vs War Machine (Hanson & Ray Rowe) We've got a great tag team match here from Ring of Honour, with Jay White and Jonathan Gresham teaming up to face the IWGP Heavyweight Tag Team Champions, War Machine. It occurred to me in this match that Gresham has gotten a lot better since debuting in ROH sometime last year (?). He's more vocal, more expressive and has a better air of charisma about him. I was really high on White coming off of his match with Will Ospreay at Mayhem in Manhattan, but he hasn't quite lived up to continuing this trend. Perhaps when he returns to New Japan he might find his niche. Having said that, this match was really exciting. There were plenty of near falls and kick outs that made this seem like a pay-per-view worthy match in my opinion. With each one, I was rooting more and more for Gresham and White to win. They found themselves on top of things several times in this bout, but there were certainly times where War Machine had their way with the two smaller men. War Machine are just fucking beasts, accentuated by their new badass finisher, an assisted pop-up powerslam, aptly called 'Thor's Hammer'. That brought this great match to a close and made for a tantalising start to the episode. As always, you can catch ROH TV for FREE on either www.rohwrestling.com/tv/current, on the Fite TV app, or at www.fite.tv. It was a real good episode this week so I'd recommend it.
Lucha Underground Best Match on LU (S3E33): Son of Madness vs Son of Havoc - Biker Brawl Match We're in the lead to Ultima Lucha Tres now, and this week we have a match for one of the seven ancient medallions, pitting Son of Havoc against his new rival, Son of Madness, in a Biker Brawl match - meaning that it was no disqualification but also there was some bikes at ringside. This was a very spotty match, some pretty goddamn brutal. Like a minute into the match, Madness hit with a double footstomp to the outside that looked deadly. How Havoc retained breathing function after that, I have no idea. Most of this match took place outside the ring, going into the audience for a fair bit before they would get back in between the ropes. Lots of weaponry use here in the match, predominantly trash cans, like biker's have. The weapons led to a pretty hype finish, with Madness looking to clock Havoc with a claw hammer, only to have a bottled smashed over his head before Havoc ascended to the top and pulled off a picture perfect Shooting Star Press. So pretty. A really good match here on Lucha Underground, but, will it be able to top the charts this week....? The Verdict Best Match of the Week: Kairi Sane vs Tessa Blanchard - WWE Mae Young Classic Episode 4
Although the average match quality of the first round might not have been outstanding, this match was head and shoulders above the rest. Kairi came off like the star WWE has built her to be, in the process making Tessa look real good in that ring. If you are interested in this tournament, I would recommend watching it all regardless, there are some great characters and the presentation of it is wonderful. Plus, I can't get that theme song for it out of my head. Shoutouts to Strong/Roode from NXT, the tag match from ROH TV and the Lucha Underground match, they were all incredibly exciting too.
With another week in the books, here is how the leaderboard looks, populated by a lot of newcomers to the blog this week. But, Kenny Omega still leads the charge by quite a considerable lead. And now to present 'The Best Promo of the Week', and whilst Dolph Ziggler topped his mental breakdown from last week on SmackDown!, the best we got this week was the confrontation between Roman Reigns and John Cena is a fantastic segment;
That's all from me for this week folks, I hope you are all enjoying yourselves in whatever part of the world you are in, in whatever walk of life you are from. Us graps-fans gotta stick together, and I wish you all the best for the next few days. Seeya!
Hey there readers and welcome to this newest instalment of this ongoing blogging adventure of mine 'Noah's Best Wrestling of the Week' AKA 'Love Me Some Tag Teams' AKA 'Fuck Sexy Star'. Apologies for the delay on this, I've had a rough few days, further apologies for what might be a lesser quality.
But before we get down and dirty in it, lets first look at the news;
Belts, belts, belts! Championship changes aplenty here. NXT saw SAnitY and Drew McIntyre become champions, as well as the main roster seeing Neville, The Usos, Natalya, Sasha Banks and Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose picking up some gold. Lots and lots and lots of changes. Also, on ROH's UK tour, the six-man belts traded places, with the trio of 'The Hung Bucks' (Page and the Bucks) picking them up. That's a lot of metal.
Adam Cole has debuted in NXT, forming this rumoured ROH stable with Fish and O'Reilly! Can't wait to see where this goes!
Bobby Roode has debuted on SmackDown! LIVE, as well as FUCKING FINALLY SHELTON BENJAMIN!
Despite retaining at Brooklyn, Asuka has vacated the NXT Women's Championship. She will be recovering from an injured collarbone for now, but will be called up when she returns
Talking of injuries, Big Cass has injured his knee this past Monday on RAW. Though I thought this Enzo/Cass feud was dogshite, can't help but feel bad for the guy. Here's hoping for a speedy recovery.
Leading on from that, Enzo Amore debuted on 205 Live this week. If anyone can carry him through a feud it's Big Nev.
And now for the undisclosed meat in this mysterious pie of a wrestling blog, its the matches! NXT Takeover: Brooklyn III Best Match on Takeover: Brooklyn III: Asuka vs Ember Moon - NXT Women's Championship Match Honourable Mention(s): The whole goddamn card The women of NXT take centre stage once again as we get Asuka defending her title against the woman she couldn't beat clean in their last bout, Ember Moon. This was a really great match. I would go as far to say this is both of these women's best matches so far in their respective runs in NXT. I think this match has finally sold me on Ember Moon. I've always been pretty so-so on her, but she sure had a great showing in this match. Her selling was really good in this match, making it all the more dramatic. Add to this the dynamic of Asuka's cocky championship reign, and the mocking of Becky Lynch at ringside, it all made her being on the backfoot more compelling. I honestly believed we were getting a title change here, making Asuka's out of nowhere Asuka-Lock all the more exciting and shocking. I have seen all the praise this is getting, and whether it was from my tiredness on the night staying up late over here in jolly ol' Englande Towne, but I wouldn't say this is the best women's match we've had. I'd still rank both Sasha/Bayley matches, as well as Becky/Sasha too, above it. Nevertheless, this was great and definitely worth a watch. WWE SummerSlam Best Match on SummerSlam: The New Day vs The Usos - SmackDown! Tag Team Championship Match (Pre-show) Honourable Mention(s): Brock Lesnar vs Braun Strowman vs Samoa Joe vs Roman Reigns - WWE Universal Championship Match DOWN SINCE DAY ONE-ISH! This was more awesome than anyone could have imagined. The New Day went with my favourite pairing, Big E and Xavier Woods and busted out some awesome new combo moves, such as Woods picking E up in an electric chair (fuck!) for an assisted splash. You could see the work these guys were putting in, more than likely a response for putting them on the preshow, when they very much deserved to be on the main card, especially in the later minutes. With there already being plenty of near falls to the match, things got even more hyped from some insane spots like this bad boy;
Then soon near immediately after that, we got to see Big E risk his life once again with his big dive through the ropes, but with a less wince-inducing landing than his previous performances of that move. Things looked to be going well for New Day, until The Usos channelled their inner Young Bucks, laying out E with a barrage of superkicks and finally finishing the match.
And there you have it, Usos are new tag champs. What a fucking awesome match, and I hope it goes as a reminder to not put these guys in this position again, because they will make it hard to follow - certainly the case here with the show not getting anywhere near this level until the main event. Monday Night RAW Best Match on RAW (21/8/17): Seth Rollins & Dean Ambrose vs The Hardy Boyz (Matt & Jeff Hardy) We're on RAW now and we have a pretty damn good tag team match here between the new RAW Tag Team Champions, Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose, taking on The Hardy Boyz. This was much better than the standard sort of tag matches you tend to get on RAW, with this having many more near falls and false finishes than usual. Like the above matches, this adds to the drama and overall excitement of what we get here. The Hardys looked like they were real close to beating the new champions, landing a couple Twists of Fate and Jeff almost scoring with a Swanton Bomb too. Rollins and Dean are showing more double team offence with each match, and considering it was Rollins and Reigns who were tag champs in the Shield, these two are a very promising team. Plus, being in the ring with awesome teams like The Hardy Boyz and Shesaro really helps. Overall, a real good match here on RAW, a fun li'l something here on the show. SmackDown! LIVE Best Match on SD! (22/8/17): AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens - WWE United States Championship Match w/ Special Guest Referee (Baron Corbin) On SmackDown! LIVE now and we have another United States Championship match between AJ Styles and Kevin Owens. Summing this up, its another good match between these two that's soured by the stipulation and the muddying of a special referee, here Baron Corbin, a great next step after facing John Cena at SummerSlam two days prior. Basically, this is a perfectly fine match, but the SummerSlam match between these two, and probably the SmackDown! matches from this past month, are better. I'd watch those instead. 205 Live Best Match on 205 (23/8/17): Neville vs Akira Tozawa - WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match Another SummerSlam rematch here on 205 Live, pitting the recently re-crowned King of the Crusierweights, Neville against Titus Worldwide representative, Akira Tozawa. This is another instance of the SummerSlam match being superior, but this was also a very good match. I can't really recall any specifics from this, other than that it boiled down to Big Daddy Nev making Tozawa tap from the Rings of Saturn. Can I just say that it is great that WWE have kept that name for the move. Perry Saturn's luck hasn't been great over the past few years, and I sure am happy his legacy gets to continue with his signature submission being used to such devastating effect. Lovely. So yeah, good match here on 205, seeming closing the book on this Neville/Tozawa feud. NXT Best Match on NXT (24/8/17): Tyler Bate & Trent Seven vs Wolfgang & Pete Dunne Woooo nelly we've got ourselves an amazing match here on NXT. Taped before Takeover: Brooklyn III, it's Moustache Mountain, Tyler Bate and Trent Seven teaming up to do battle with Wolfgang and the WWE United Kingdom Champion, Pete Dunne. This is my first time seeing Bate and Seven together like this, something I've been wanting to for a long time, so this was an absolute treat, though any of WWE's UK division matches are for me. They got in some really cool tag moves in, like Bate vaulting off of Seven's shoulders with a senton. I feel Bate in particular shone in this match, with him getting some of the biggest pops in ring, my favourite being with this slick as all hell rebound lariat;
After a bit of misdirection, it boiled down to Wolfgang landing a swanton bomb (can't remember the name he has for it) on the former champion Bate interestingly, and gaining the pinfall for his team. From the backstage segment preceding this match, it looks like Wolfgang/Dunne might be the next title match, but from what I've heard about the newest NXT tapings, there is a lot more to be looking forward to. Awesome match here on NXT, I definitely recommend checking it out. Please do. Ring of Honour Best Match on ROH TV (Episode 309): Coast 2 Coast (Leon St. Geovanni & Shaheem Ali) vs Best Friends (Chuck Taylor & Baretta) Honourable Mention(s): Dalton Castle & The Boys vs Colt Cabana & The Tempura Boys - ROH World 6-Man Tag Championship Match The Best Friends are back in Ring of Honour, taking on the up and coming team of LSG and Shaheem Ali, Coast 2 Coast. This match, bell to bell, was packed with exciting action that tickled me lovingly. Both of these teams had some great spots, with Coast 2 Coast doing some insane dives, notably LSG springboarding to the outside with a move with more flips than I have fingers. An Awful Waffle from Chuckie T brought about the end of this great match. At this point in time, I feel like Chuck and Baretta are the best candidates to take the tag belts off of the Young Bucks who have had them for a long ass time. They are running out of challengers, plus with them teaming with Page as The Hung Bucks as a six man group, I can see them dropping them soon. As always, you can catch ROH TV for FREE on either www.rohwrestling.com/tv/current, on the Fite TV app, or at www.fite.tv,
ROH: War of the Worlds UK Best Match on WotW UK: KUSHIDA vs Hiromu Takahashi vs Dalton Castle vs Marty Scurll - ROH World Television Championship Match It was another War of the Worlds event this past week, uniting ROH, CMLL, New Japan and even RevPro this time at one event in Liverpool in the exact same building as ROH: Unified that saw the McGuinness/Danielson classic, a nice little factoid to this match. Here, we have a fatal-4-way with KUSHIDA defending his ROH World Television Championship against Hiromu Takahashi, Dalton Castle and 'The Villain' Marty Scurll. This was a pretty fast paced match that went more for the one-in, one-out approach to the multi-man dynamic, with a lot of spots and big moves keeping things flowing. I was a bit disappointed that Hiromu didn't get more a showing outside of antics with Daryl, and I do wish this match could have gone longer. It did feel a little bit rushed, but it was good. KUSHIDA retained the title after connecting with his new small package driver 'Back to the Future'. KUSHIDA's reign doesn't show any sign of slowing, with him having one of the hottest streaks currently in wrestling, having just won the WCPW World Cup as well. God damn that man knows no defeat. Lucha Underground Best Match on LU (S3E32): Johnny Mundo vs Rey Mysterio - Lucha Underground Championship Match The Cuerto Cup Finals happened this week, but a better match, in my opinion, was the massively hyped up match for the Lucha Underground Championship between Johnny Mundo and Rey Mysterio. To me, it is still insane to see how Rey is working these days, just so much better than his later time in WWE its ridiculous. I think its pretty safe to say that under AAA, LU might not have quite the same standard of wellness policy WWE has and that might be involved in that to some degree, but hey, I'm not one to judge. Mundo continues to be great in championship matches, and I know he is a heel and it makes sense to garner heat, but the constant interference of the Worldwide Underground is getting pretty repetitive at this point, and its no longer a matter of 'if' with them getting involved, but 'when'. That is what led to Mundo retaining once again here on the show. It was a great match for the belt, but I can't help but be soured by the shenanigans. PWG: Pushing Forward Back Best Match on PFB: The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson) vs The Unbreakable Fucking Machines (Brian Cage & Michael Elgin) Things are looking towards Reseda now in the last show before this year's Battle of Los Angeles (I think), and we have one more tag team match stealing the show, this time around with the Jackson brothers taking on the team of Brian Cage and Michael Elgin, The Unbreakable F'N Machines. If I'm remembering correctly, this may be the first time that I haven't heard a Young Bucks chant not interspersed with 'Fuck The' in between the shouts. Being booked against these guys and the likes of War Machine, they've been the smaller underdogs against these big hoss teams. Even so, I can't think of any circumstance where the Young Bucks will be universally booed. The match itself was full of high spots a plenty, with the Machines having some of the most impressive movesets I have ever witnessed. Cage's new powerbomb/slam combo on both the Bucks is a sight to behold, and Elgin has no business moving around the ring like he does. The Bucks are ever-entertaining, both in character antics and wrestling manoeuvres and I doubt I will ever get bored with them. This was an awesome match, however I've felt that PWG shows may be a bit of step down from around this time last year I'd say, but with BOLA just around the corner, with some very talented individuals on the cards, it should be a fantastic trio of shows. SUPERKICK COUNTER: 17 The Verdict Best Match of the Week:The New Day vs The Usos - SmackDown! Tag Team Championship Match - WWE SummerSlam Pre-show YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, DAMMIT. Yes, Asuka/Moon was very good indeed, but this match truly blew me away. My expectations from these two teams were exceeded greatly, putting on one of the best tag team matches in recent WWE memory. Plus, if I'm honest, Asuka/Moon didn't quite hold my attention the same way that New Day/Usos did, and I just enjoyed it that much more. Shoutouts this week to the tag match on NXT as well as on ROH TV, they were great too. With those results in the books, here's how the leaderboard looks, with things still looking very New Japan at the top, but with WWE guys catching up. And now for the 'Best Promo of the Week' that this time around goes to this impassioned and absurd promo by the returning Dolph Ziggler getting pretty meta in places. Ziggy's gone cray-cray;
Now all that's left is to wish you all a very merry few days ahead (and even shorter span probably due to the delay on this), and in every sense of the phrase, I wish you the best of luck. I've been Noah, this has been the week, and that was it's best wrestling. Seeya next time!
Hey graps fans! Come on in, sit down and get ready for this newest edition of 'Noah's Best Wrestling of the Week' AKA 'The Climax of Climaxes'
It's been pretty hectic for us, with a blockbuster week of news!
The G1 Climax is done and dusted, and the winner of the series was none other than Tetsuya Naito! He's on his way to WrestleKingdom 12, now its just a matter of who it is he'll be facing...
Championship news now as we have a new WWE Cruiserweight Champion in the form of Akira Tozawa! The rematch is set for SummerSlam however, and it looks like Neville is desperate to reclaim his title. Also, The Young Bucks have lost thier IWGP Jr. Heavyweight Tag titles to the team of Ryusuke Taguchi and Ricochet!
In what could have been championship news, Baron Corbin cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on SmackDown!, but it would result in failure after some distraction from John Cene lead to Jinder Mahal being able to roll Corbin up and retain. I can't help but feel sad for Big Banter Baron.
It has been reported this week that not only has Adam Cole (baybay) now officially joined NXT, but also FUCKING FINALLY SHELTON BENJAMIN HAS SIGNED WITH THE WWE! Ain't no stoppin' him, just a few year+ delays.
Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins have reunited, and are challenging for the RAW Tag Team Championships at SummerSlam. God I hope we get to hear the 'Sierra, Hotel, India, Echo, Lima, Delta' intro.
Southpaw Regional Wrestling is back with a second season, and they've got even more characters and even more merch! Be sure to check it out.
Also, before we get going, I want to send my best of wishes to 'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair, we're all pulling for you, champ! And now for the frosting on this wrestling blog of a wedding cake, it's the matches! Monday Night RAW
Best Match on RAW (14/8//17): Neville vs Akira Tozawa - WWE Cruiserweight Championship Match
Starting off the week we're on Monday Night RAW with Neville defending his WWE Cruiserweight Champion against Titus Worldwide representative, Akira Tozawa. These guys put on a great show here on RAW, with both guys having great performances and telling a lovely story. The shoulder injury of Tozawa still lingered and was the main target for Neville, with arm wringers and just all levels of nastiness to deliver as much pain as possible. The Rings of Saturn was attempted in the hopes of tearing the shoulder up to the point of submission, but Tozawa managed to wriggle out of it. Tozawa attempting the diving senton was another layer in this match, with him attempting it a couple of times unsuccessfully, with Neville interrupting him on the top and later Tozawa missing it all together. The third would be the clincher though, after Neville resorted to going back to his flashy way in going for the Red Arrow, only for it to backfire spectacularly.
And so, the lengthy reign of Neville as Cruiserweight Champion is over. Tozawa probably was the best option to go with dethroning Neville. Another thing I wanted to write about this match was how good Titus O'Neill is at ringside. I much prefer him shouting and hollering on the outside rather than on commentary, helps liven up the crowd for the cruiserweight division they usually aren't massively interested in. Whilst this was a good match, I'd say that Neville's battles with Austin Aries over the title were better. However, this is probably the best we've gotten from Tozawa since the Cruiserweight Classic last summer, but, now that he has the gold silver around his waist, he'll have plenty of chances to prove his worth in the coming months.
SmackDown! LIVE
Best Match on SD! (15/8/17): The New Day (Kofi Kingston & Xavier Woods) vs The Usos (Jimmy & Jey Uso) Ahead of their match at SummerSlam, we have The New Day, represented by Kofi and Xavier tonight taking on the down since day one-ish brother of The Usos. Things started off hot, with Woods and Kingston unleashing a flurry of double teams onto their opponent, letting out the anger they didn't get chance to last week;
The rest of the match did see a fair few New Day doubles, but their hot streaks were routinely cut down by The Usos, a nice touch with them dismantling Woods' attempt at his rope walk elbow, the move that beat them at Money in the Bank and took away their titles. The Brothers Uce would dip into the playbook of taking down Kingston by the knee, enabling them to channel their inner Jacksons and deliver a double superkick to his jaw and secured the pin. A nice fun match here on SmackDown!, with some good stuff in the time they were given. With how much I liked their match at MitB, and the placement of them on the preshow possibly allowing them a fair chunk of time (what the fuck else are they gonna do with those two hours), they're my dark horse to steal the show. 205 Live Best Match on 205 (15/8/17):Cedric Alexander & Gran Metalik vs Tony Nese & Drew Gulak We're on 205 Live now and bloody hell they've got Gran Metalik on TV two weeks in a row! He's got his old mask back (yay!) but no more tassles (fuck), and here he is teaming with Cedric Alexander going up against the sort of only tag team the cruiserweight division has, Tony Nese and Drew Gulak. Once again, Metalik is doing insane shit that really should grant him a better place on the card. I mean, just look at it!;
I could train for 12 years to just do that one move exclusively, and I still wouldn't be able to do it. Give this man a push, WWE. Everyone else was their usual good selves; Cedric was slick as all hell, Tony's getting better and better at his cocky heel side, and Gulak persisting with the 'No Fly Zone' thing he's got going. Fuck it, put him and Metalik in a feud for a month and watch some magic be made. So yeah, fun bouncy match this one. Nothing too spectacular, with the main focusing point of this episode being on Neville/Tozawa fallout, so no real main event on the show. Oh, and how cool is new psycho brawler Jack Gallagher? NXT Best Match on NXT (16/8/17):Roderick Strong vs Drew McIntyre Honourable Mention(s): Billie Kay vs Ruby Riot
We're on the path to TakeOver: Brooklyn III and this week we have a real good episode of NXT, main evented by Roderick Strong going up against Drew McIntyre, with the agreement being he would get to challenge Bobby Roode again sometime after Brooklyn. An interesting set-up to this match that played out here. Going into TakeOver, we've had McIntyre parading around as the 'for the people' babyface, but here in this match, he played much more of the dominant, big bastard Strong had to overcome. Strong showed some great fire in the match, really taking it to Drew and mustering up several horses worth of power to muscle him up and break his back. He got to do his awesome catch out of the corner one, as well as dropping the fucker right on the apron.
As I said, Drew was the intimidating hoss of the match, delivering some powerful blows to Strong and rocking him. I've always thought McIntyre is better as a heel, but I'm willing to see where they go with him at the minute. The match would culminate to a dirty finish with Roode storming the ring and picking off both of the weakened men, getting some momentum as he looks to defend in Brooklyn. This was a good match, and whilst the ending did prevent it from being better, everything leading up to it was great and should be recognised as so. I'd definitely recommend it. Ring of Honour Best Match on ROH TV (Episode 307):KUSHIDA & Kenny King vs The Bullet Club (Marty Scurll & Hangman Page)
An impromptu match here on Ring of Honour; after the Television Title match between KUSHIDA and Kenny King (which was also rather good) was thrown out following run-ins from 'The Villain' Marty Scurll and Hangman Page. Kenny King as a singles competitor like this probably doing the best out of everyone that was in The Rebellion, though I suppose Rhet's only had one match so far (on this episode against CHEESEBURGER) and Shane Taylor just attack Josh Woods a couple weeks ago, but I would definitely say that King has the most promise, especially if he keeps these sort of performances up. I'm a big fan of Scurll and Page, with the latter's appearances on ROH TV being something I look forward too. Page is criminally underrated, and he had a great performance this week, having more ring time than Scurll I think, and getting his coolest shit in. Every time he does that Shooting Star shoulder block its a thing of beauty, as well as the Buckshot Lariat. KUSHIDA continues to be awesome at damn near everything, and with the G1 now over, we'll hopefully get to see him defend his IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship some more. As always, you can catch ROH TV for FREE on either www.rohwrestling.com/tv/current, on the Fite TV app, or at www.fite.tv,
Lucha Underground Best Match on LU (S3E31): Fenix vs Prince Puma It's the semi-final round of the Cuerto Cup this week and as well as Pentagon Dark versus Mil Muertes, we have this awesome clash between Fenix and Prince Puma. Flippery-fuckedy-doos here in this match. The opening couple of minutes had a deeper feeling out process than I was expecting, with the two luchadores going hold for hold, but still busting out some agile escapes to keep it exciting. However, it would not be long at all before things started to heat up, with a deadly superkick from Fenix setting the tone for the action there on. It was very back and forth, both Puma and Fenix wowing the crowd, me included, with their insane high flying capabilities. Some muddying of the match happened when Marty 'The Moth' Martinez came to be a creep towards ring announcer, Melissa Santos, distracting Fenix who did a scary Asai moonsault that nearly spiked himself on the apron. That then allowed Puma to take advantage and proceed to the finals against Pentagon Dark. This was a great match with high octane action, making it another one I recommend checking out from this week. NJPW: G1 Climax Finals Best Match on G1Finals: Tetsuya Naito vs Kenny Omega Honourable Mention(s): Rysuke Taguchi & Ricochet vs The Young Bucks (Matt & Nick Jackson), The Bullet Club (Hangman Page & Cody Rhodes) vs War Machine (Hanson & Raymond Rowe) Holy fuck. Holy fuckeroo. Holy fuckerooni patooti. Crikey O'Riley this was a belter of a match, I think I even liked this better than Omega/Okada III. There was just tonnes of stuff happening in this match, I have a load of gifs and clips here for you to try and illustrate it but I doubt it'll be able to do this match justice. piledriver, ring post, powerbomb drop, super steiner, tons of triggers, tranquilo fake out, croyts wrath, spinny destino, Since watching Naito lately, it gave me the idea of 'hey, people must assume by now he's gonna fake out on the suicide dive, so why not hit one and surprise them?'. Little did I know that Naito's tranquilo powers gives him telepathy.
Outside the ring saw arguably this matches nastiest spot, with a piledriver to the outside off of a table - not through a table, off of it. Omega caught the top of his head on the edge of an adjacent table that put the fear of God in me, and this marked the first in a series of blows he'd take in this match, with Destinos and frankensteiners from various heights landing on the bulls-eye of Omega's head. Having the top of the head as a worked target is not something I've seen before, and I can see why because it all looked fucking brutal. The other pants shitting spot saw both men perched on the top rope and Kenny essentially DDT-ing Naito right onto the post. I believe these were intentional moves, but Christ it certainly didn't feel like it watching it.
Talking about nasty blows, the number of V-Triggers Omega landed in this match was crazy, and all of them were harsh. Like proper, full on, thunder clapping hits. How Naito's head remained on his shoulders, I have no idea, and how he managed not to die is another miracle.
With this match and Okada/Omega the night before, I am pretty sure that Omega's 'Croyt's Wrath' has become my new favourite move in all of professional wrestling, hands down.
These guys threw everything at each other, and as we've seen, some unexpected and heart stopping spots that made me shift in my seat from the thrill of it all and out of shock that they were willing to put themselves through that sort of punishment. The end would come about from Naito finally landing a full and proper Destino after this ultra-cool spinning one;
What a fucking match readers, bell-to-bell awesomeness, and in case you haven't figured out what wins this week... The Verdict Best Match of the Week: Tetsuya Naito vs Kenny Omega - G1 Climax Finals This is a match of the year candidate, be sure to check it out and I guarantee you it will be on your list come December as well. After being booed when he won in the G1 in 2013 when he was a babyface, this rebirth from the Los Ingobernables de Japon journey looks like it's about to come full circle. Shoutouts to Strong/McIntyre and Fenix/Puma, but they didn't have a chance against this. With another MOTY contender under his best, Omega continues to dominate the leaderboard, but with the G1 finished and New Japan's presence on the blog taking a bit of a break, can someone rise through the ranks and take him down? All that's left now is to give out 'The Best Promo of the Week' which goes to arguably WWE's best talker (outside of Southpaw Regional Wrestling), Neville in his dishevelled, demented state on 205 Live;
Welp, that does it from me for this week folks. I hope everyone enjoys SummerSlam weekend, as well as the rest of your time in the space between we speak again. Be good to yourself as well as each other out there, I'll catch you ass down the road.
